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OLS do you spend so many nights in the library during finals that you actually forget how it feels sleeping in a bed

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May 20, 643 01:37 PM - Exams - by hansfridrik (man) 

 

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Torts professor to class: So in essence, we are ALL the reasonable man so often mentioned in torts cases.
Student: Not us. We came to law school. That's not very reasonable at all professor.

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May 17, 2012 03:57 PM - Funny - by 1L, esq.  (man) 

 

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OLS do I get rejection letters from law firms aplenty but have already received 2 offers for serving positions I applied to yesterday on craigslist.

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May 15, 2012 04:54 PM - Job Experiences - by kblaw12 (woman) 

 

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OLS do you avoid drinking Saturday because of the combination of your self loathing tendencies combined with a week of caffeine dehydration leads to horrendous hangovers on Sunday.

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May 15, 2012 03:06 PM - Misery of Law School - by Anonymous (man) 

 

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Finishing your 1L year is similar to surviving your first sexual encounter in prison. It was terrifying, painful, and will leave tremendous emotional scars, but it feels so good to know it's over and things can only get easier. OLS.

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May 15, 2012 03:06 PM - Funny - by J.D.Jon (man) 

 

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Bitches get stitches. But stitches get damages.

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May 15, 2012 04:26 AM - Intellectual - by BoredxInxTorts (man) 

 

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OLS do you make a dirty joke in reference to every Federal Rule of Civ Pro in hopes that you will remember it for the exam?

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May 14, 2012 02:21 PM - Exams - by Anonymous (woman) (Hamline)

 

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That moment when you submit your exam on ExamSoft and start looking at your classmates' faces trying to reassure yourself that they didn't do so well so you might still have a chance. OLS

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May 20, 7740 01:36 PM - Exams - by TheLostSoul (woman) 

 

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If you feel the need to notify everyone of the “A” you received in Con Law via Facebook, you better be willing to post ALL your marks... Keep it to yourself.

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May 20, 453 01:36 PM - Exams - by canada24 (man) (cooley)

 

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OLS do you submit your course paper a month before its due, so as to give the teacher enough time to look over it, but no instead your curator chooses to inform you at 11pm the day before its due, that its total crap.

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May 20, 422 01:36 PM - Other - by IN (woman) 

 

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"I hope your nightmares of law school finals end someday, mine still haunt me."

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May 20, 410 01:36 PM - Teacher Quotes - by Anonymous (woman) 

 

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I was just offered a blowjob in exchange for my Evidence outline.

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May 20, 392 01:36 PM - Law School Benefits - by Anonymous (man) 

 

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