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Only in Law School are you worried that an hour isn't enough time to read 10 pages.

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May 20, 8451 01:28 PM - Intellectual - by kell (woman) (Akron)

 

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I really want to pay a visit to Blackacre, and set it on fire. OLS

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Dec 16, 2011 04:42 PM - Funny - by Oak1L (man) 

 

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I'm going to be really fucking pissed off if the world ends in 2012 and I spent the last 2 years in law school.

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Dec 28, 2010 10:07 AM - Pathetic - by Anonymous (man) 

 

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All of my friendships in law school are based on the mutual hatred of others.

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Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM - Social - by Brett (man) (Pitt)

 

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Professor at graduation said; "Three years ago, when asked a legal question, you could answer, in all honesty, 'I don't know.' Now you can say with great authority, 'It depends.'"

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Jan 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Intellectual - by ABLaw (man) (UVA)

 

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The US Constitution is 200+ years old yet a new version of my con law case book comes out 4x a year.

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May 20, 7690 01:26 PM - Reasons Not to Go to Law School - by Joe (man) (Michigan)

 

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If you think you did really well on a test, you got a C. If you leave panicking because what you studied wasn't on there, you got an A. OLS

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May 20, 8680 01:26 PM - Exams - by Liz (woman) (Vanderbilt)

 

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Only in law school are law jokes funny. At home, everyone just stares at you awkwardly. OLS

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Feb 8, 2011 10:01 PM - Funny - by hdnations (man) (Michigan)

 

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Whenever I leave the law library at 2am, a part of me always hopes that I get murdered in the empty parking lot... OLS

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Dec 16, 2011 04:42 PM - Exams - by Oak1L (man) 

 

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Outlines in Law School are like Cigarettes in Prison. OLS

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Jan 12, 2011 08:42 AM - Funny - by InmateNo542 (man) 

 

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If you hit a person with your car, you better back over him and make sure he dies. It's cheaper to kill him. --Torts professor

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May 20, 7619 01:28 PM - Teacher Quotes - by Double D (woman) (Cleveland-Marshall)

 

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"Funny how I want to skip class in order to study." OLS

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Apr 18, 2011 01:36 PM - Student Quotes - by TresdeMayo (man) (Campbell Law)

 

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People who say they came to law school because they want to make the world a better place probably also believe in Santa Claus, pulling out, and welfare.

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Dec 21, 2010 08:03 PM - Intellectual - by steve (man) (ole miss)

 

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I'm sorry, were we actually having class? I thought we were sitting in on a private class between the Professor & the class gunner. OLS

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Jan 27, 2011 10:05 AM - Funny - by Ginaz (woman) 

 

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OLS do you find yourself smugly judging everyone who is not in law school when they say, "God, I have soooo much to do this week."

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Mar 28, 2012 02:40 PM - Funny - by Anonymous (man) 

 

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Normal people are tempted to increase the font size, to reach the page requirement. In law school, we desperately want to shrink the font size to fit within the page limit.

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Feb 13, 2012 10:49 AM - Funny - by Squidtech (man) (Franklin Pierce)

 

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So...first day of law school...my thoughts: I'm dropping out and working on being a trophy wife.

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Jan 5, 2011 07:53 AM - Pathetic - by Sufia (woman) 

 

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After being asked to explain something twice, horribly paraphrasing it once, and being asked an additional three times:
Me: I'm tapping out.
Professor: This isn't a cage match; you can't just tap out. We're allowed to choke you out in law school

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Oct 29, 2011 08:51 AM - Student Quotes - by Not an Elle (woman) 

 

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Finding an incredible outline for a class you haven't even really tried to understand all semester is better than any Christmas gift you'll be getting this year.

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Dec 12, 2011 04:14 PM - Exams - by Anon (woman) 

 

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I was playing "Family Feud" on Facebook, and the question was "Name a famous judge." I got three strikes and no correct answers. I typed "Cardozo" and "Black"... America answered "Judy."

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Feb 7, 2012 06:31 PM - Pathetic - by Liz (woman) 

 

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